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canada,your new benign overlords,bow down,worship,greatness,mangez de la poutine We hereby claim this website in the name of Canada

We hereby claim this website in the name of Canada

posted by therealblankman 1 year 8 months 1 week ago • 3073 views
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I'll guard the gates, while you force every sifter to watch the top Canadian sifts


written by Fedquip  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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Though the -10 degree weather isn't making me feel all that patriotic today, I upvoted this anyway. (and that's in celsius, by the way -- I have no idea what that translates to with your screwy American weather measurement).


written by Sarzy  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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I don't want to see a single downvote, else we'll ready the troops to march on the White House again!


written by fissionchips  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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Hmm. While I was born in Canada and currently live in Canada, my heritage is mixed; and I've lived in so many other countries that I've never been able to get behind any kind of patriotic fervour. So no upvote from me, but the rest of you canuckleheads knock yourselves out!


written by arvana  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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Well, I've spammed everyone I can think of. Any suggestions?


written by therealblankman  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^therealblankman:
Well, I've spammed everyone I can think of. Any suggestions?

Blanket the population centres with leaflets?

I'm sure the votes will come in. You may want to start preparing the official announcement for Canada talk.


written by fissionchips  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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arvana: Patriotic fervor doesn't even enter into the conversation when we're talking about the greatest country in the world- it's a no-brainer! Think of how much better off the world would be if Canada, rather than the USA (led by the Bilderbergers) ran things!


written by therealblankman  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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I'm with you therealblankman, but I'm not sure if there's enough maple syrup to provide liquidity for the world's monetary system. In your scenario we might be forced to move to the inferior golden syrup standard.


written by fissionchips  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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*music


written by Zifnab  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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Adding video to channels (Music) - requested by Zifnab.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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The Maple Syrup gap will not be a problem once we've annexed Maine and the rest of the New England states- they've never really been a part of the USA anyhow. I mean come on... New ENGLAND!??? They'll collectively become our newest Territory.


written by therealblankman  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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aaaahhhhhh !!! I am torn ... I'm the biggest seperatist you can find ... ok upvotes but I'll trow poutine when the time comes and kick butt like the 22e regiment ... hate the red and white (I couldn't watch all the video give me a headack) ... love the bleu and white ... aaaahhhhh !!! torn apart here ...

in the name of good neighbor relationship with the ROC I'll upvote ... dont u dare tell anyone I know ok ...


written by ala_bala  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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Damnit...meant to downvote. Curse you Canadians...Curse you...

And here is another ... just because you are Canadian and I know it kills a little piece of Zifnab every time I do it.


written by MycroftHomlz  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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If canada is so fucking great then stay the fuck up there. I'll take a wetback over a snowback any day.


written by Rotty  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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I love Canada, the real home of the free.


written by 10148  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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*promote


written by 10148  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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Invocations (promote) cannot be called by BenjaminFranklin2u because BenjaminFranklin2u is not privileged - sorry.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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@Rotty: iceback?

BTW, allow me to mention that, as great as I think Canada is (and as free and brave as I believe her people to be), ripping off the US anthem in the tags is probably asking for flames. People like their anthems and don't like them being monkeyed with, quite rightly.


written by calvados  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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I call them canadian baconbacks.


written by MycroftHomlz  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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@MycH: I'm reminded of Jim Gaffigan's "hairy fatback" bit in his bacon standup


written by calvados  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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I would call them fatbacks... but I think such a clever bacon reference would be lost on them.


written by MycroftHomlz  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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Oh, no no, I get it.


written by calvados  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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a couple of my friends moved to Canada these past years. they were all bitchin' about how cold it is. then they discovered Vancouver go, Canada!


written by kulpims  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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I've grew up in Southern Ontario, lived for a bit in The Rockies and now have settled on beautiful Vancouver Isle. The more you see of Canada the more you appreciate it.


written by Fedquip  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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alright. what's all this aboot?

srsly though.
don't kill me, across Lake Ontario, when the Toronto front of the invasion begins.

i play euchre.


written by my15minutes  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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Just blame Canada!!


written by ant  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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I recognize this strategy.... it's the cunning use of flags!

http://www.videosift.com/video/Eddie-Izzard-Do-you-have-a-flag


written by schma  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^fissionchips:
I don't want to see a single downvote, else we'll ready the troops to march on the White House again!


Promise? I haven't tried out the downvote feature yet, and they sure could use some new management over there.


written by Abducted  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^Sarzy:
Though the -10 degree weather isn't making me feel all that patriotic today, I upvoted this anyway. (and that's in celsius, by the way -- I have no idea what that translates to with your screwy American weather measurement).


Google says -10C is 14F.

That's one of those great, little-known Google features. You can do all kinds of conversions using queries like that.


written by xxovercastxx  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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You would be surprised at how poorly that fatback joke goes over with Canadian women.


written by MycroftHomlz  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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Where in Europe is this "Canada", exactly?


written by ReverendTed  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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I'm glad this was posted, so that the whole world may see Canadian imperialist jingoism with their own eyes. Rule Cadannia, eh? Well let me be the first to tell you that your universal health care stops promptly and with extreme prejudice at the 49th parallel. Keep your Marxist maple leaf to yourselves.

Where's quantumushroom when I need him?


written by kronosposeidon  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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Q: What is the best nation in the world?



A: A donation


written by maatc  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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Ironically the tags and lyrics are written only in English.


written by enemycombatant  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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^ Pick one: "waah waah waaah", or "Duh dum CHING!"


written by MarineGunrock  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^therealblankman:
The Maple Syrup gap will not be a problem once we've annexed Maine and the rest of the New England states- they've never really been a part of the USA anyhow. I mean come on... New ENGLAND!??? They'll collectively become our newest Territory.


Like hell Maine will be.Sorry, but I like my meaningless dollar too much. Besides, most of northern Maine is already Canadianified. Hell, all of it is, really. It's the only state that displays both miles and kilometers on highway signs.

Damn. But you're not getting my lobster!


written by MarineGunrock  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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Come the revolution, brain will be first against the wall.


written by therealblankman  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^maatc:
Q: What is the best nation in the world?



A: A donation


This beggar/homeless guy in Cleveland taught me that one - we had a good laugh because we were, of course, visiting from Canada, so we weren't sure how to respond to the question until he delivered the kicker.

brain, you have trifled with forces you can barely comprehend. Forces that have created beaver tails AND poutine.


written by Krupo  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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^urination!!!


written by rottenseed  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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oh and I wanna downvote this so badly. But I don't think it's as bad as the Mexican National Anthem


written by rottenseed  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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Tags for this video have been changed from 'canada, your new benign overlords, bow down, worship, universal healthcare, greatness' to 'canada, your new benign overlords, bow down, worship, greatness, mangez de la poutine' - edited by calvados


written by siftbot  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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There we go, a little francophonie in the tags now. Represent.


written by calvados  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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* terrible


written by bamdrew  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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What?!! Nothing but the anthem over and over again? No ghost of John Candy? What a misleading post title!


written by 9453  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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Upvoting for the Commmonwealth.


written by 8350  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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Upvote for the poutine…

C'est un peu dégueu la poutine, mais ca me rappelle de bons souvenirs…


written by zamal  | 1 year 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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*cult


written by therealblankman  | 1 year 8 months ago | CH
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There was a problem completing cult request.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 8 months ago | CH
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*cult


written by CaptWillard  | 1 year 8 months ago | CH
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Adding video to channels (Cult) - requested by CaptWillard.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 8 months ago | CH
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>> ^siftbot:
There was a problem completing cult request.


Whaaaaaaa????


written by djsunkid  | 1 year 8 months ago | CH
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You, you guys didn't ask meeee? *sob*


written by randomize  | 1 year 5 months ago | CH
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up-vote for cool anthem, way better than our dang English pub drinking song!


written by firefly  | 1 year 5 months ago | CH
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Canada ... land of the truly free. Love it.


written by 10148  | 1 year 4 months ago | CH
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You sure that's a flag? No? I hereby declare this video in the name of the Queen Elizabeth II


written by Zonbie  | 1 year ago | CH
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Happy Canada Day! *doublepromote


written by therealblankman  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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Post cannot be double-promoted by therealblankman because therealblankman is the original submitter.


written by siftbot  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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Then just *promote it, you American Imperialist dog!

>> ^siftbot:
Post cannot be double-promoted by therealblankman because therealblankman is the original submitter.



written by therealblankman  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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Self promoting this video back to the front page; last published Wednesday, February 27th, 2008 5:55pm PST - promote requested by original submitter therealblankman.


written by siftbot  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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