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hot chocolate toppings: marshmallows vs whipped cream (User Poll by peggedbea)
Ok try this at home kids-

2 shots espresso of yer choice
16oz Cafe Du Monde
1-1/4Cup respectively, mixed, half n' half & heavy whipping cream
1-1/2 Tbsp or to taste, Ghirardeliia, Oopershnootzen, or whatever hardcore chocky powder you decide to pay too much for..

1 container big enoough to hold it all
*sm Agave syrup
sm sugar of yer choice
sm topping

Make the espresso and Cafe Du Monde according to preference-(mine's respectively with a standard sotvetop macchinetta for espressa,and simply drip through filter the CDM)

Inna separate accommodating sauce pan and stirring constantly, heat the mixture of H$H/HWC,and sugar(s) to just prior to boiling, the thing will want to rise up outta the saucepan...(don't be alarmed-turn off oven, light fuse, get away)this should be sufficient to produce a thickish creamy head, no unmixed chocky

add the milk stuff to the coffee combo, serves one strung-out fiend or four no-jaggers.

Black coffees' great as well, but some days for the sake of yer eccentric self or some other perosn yer trying to please, you have to go all-out.

Starbucks??? Ain't got shit on the above what with their syrup flavours and their fancy machinery and their wi-fi and New York Times...they sell cd's in Starbucks don't they??.....Like Bob Dylan's last album?? $90 coffee cups..Hrummmmph!



*some


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Glenn Beck: We Need To Start Thinking Like the Chinese
I like Chinese
The world today seems absolutely crackers,
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
It's depressing and it's senseless, and that's why...
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today.
You'd better learn to like them; that's what I say.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They come from a long way overseas,
But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please.

I like Chinese food.
The waiters never are rude.
Think of the many things they've done to impress.
There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching, and Chess.

So I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.

I like Chinese thought,
The wisdom that Confucious taught.
If Darwin is anything to shout about,
The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt.

So, I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're wise and they're witty, and they're ready to please.

All together.

[verse in Chinese]
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Ni hao ma; ni hao ma; ni hao ma; zaijien! (How are you; how are you; how are you; goodbye!)

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
Their food is guaranteed to please,
A fourteen, a seven, a nine, and lychees.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees...


written by choggie  | 2 days 16 hours 14 minutes ago | CH
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hot chocolate toppings: marshmallows vs whipped cream (User Poll by peggedbea)
Thanks mintyb, for that bit of inside informatoin, the next time we go to SB's we shall do so more confident with the information you have so graciously provided us wee all....with those choices peggedbea man,dude, that was tough..... cause if yer talkin about some rock-hard vanilla bean or french or yer choice 'a ice cream, and you take and put a layer of that smooooth marshmallow scthoif in the jar and torch it with one a those bananas Foster torches and brown that marshmallow and THEN pit the whipped cream with some 90% Cacacacau chocolate all melted with sweetened condensed nilk and maybe some fresh vanilla bean scraped in that desert baste with maybe some sprinkles of espresso pine nuts, some grated coconut and with some lingham berry sauce for the top, but not the very top....


written by choggie  | 2 days 16 hours 20 minutes ago | CH
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Archaeological Find Could Re-Write History Books
...know a dude in Pensacola with an oral history goes back ...know a dude in Pensacola with an oral history pased down to him from his grandad who drank nothing but anoxic water from a sinkhole in the backyard says, that theres a real funky swampland burial ground over some ancient lobster hutches..er..patient mobster clutches... "Baker's Hamster Crutches, come in thres sizes too small for all your fuzzy little limpster needs!"


written by choggie  | 2 days 16 hours 39 minutes ago | CH
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Groovy Dancing Girl (Original Speed)
Yer so wrong about the magical part deeedub...


written by choggie  | 3 days 13 hours 58 minutes ago | CH
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Giant robots attack!
Way better than any Michael Bay thingy-


written by choggie  | 4 days 17 hours 37 minutes ago | CH
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Close Encounters of the Redneck Kind
Silly fun shit, main...


written by choggie  | 4 days 17 hours 40 minutes ago | CH
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Bryce, Brycewi19 got his ruby - baby (Happy Talk Post)
Congratulations brycewi19, I shall never forget ya!! Quite an achievement in just over a year!


written by choggie  | 4 days 19 hours 13 minutes ago | CH
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Sarah Palin Fans: Not That Bright
...I'd do Sarah Palin though, with some Southern Comfort and some Hydroski??! Awwwwhat!


written by choggie  | 5 days 16 hours 19 minutes ago | CH
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TYT: 3-year-old Liam Hoekstra, The Strongest Man
and an upvote for mycroftholmzssez


written by choggie  | 5 days 16 hours 26 minutes ago | CH
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Bryce, Brycewi19 got his ruby - baby (Happy Talk Post)
Who?!


written by choggie  | 5 days 17 hours 21 minutes ago | CH
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Yurex™ Device
Man siftbot, thanks for letting me know you other guys suck ass while at the same time reinforcing the facts to be seen....that votes mean nothing.


written by choggie  | 5 days 17 hours 36 minutes ago | CH
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TYT: Sarah Palin is still stupid
Well KP, that reeks of a personal opinion or observation elucidated here in a public forum.....editorial. Not saying your statement is not true false or otherwise-would describe it more as a douchebaggish personal attack motivated by some deep-seated frustration and unresolved rage.


written by choggie  | 6 days 7 hours 29 minutes ago | CH
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Sarah Palin Fans: Not That Bright
^Monkey see, monkey do.

Yes jimnms, monkey post yet another Palin video, another monkey see and do.
$
Yes Razor, It hurts my head just how dumb/numb/mundane (some) Americans/Canadians can be, having an opinion at all other than that politics are completely tainted and insane to the core, serving only those who seek their own tiny empires and agendas. The people here who discuss the issues involved the most are both the ones who have been thoroughly duped and the ones that these politicians could care the least about.


written by choggie  | 6 days 7 hours 38 minutes ago | CH
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TYT: Sarah Palin is still stupid
Makes me someone who can see wtf news is and what news is not supposed to be, Almanildo. This is bullshit editorializing clap-trap. By the way, I could give a fuck about this vapid cunt Palin, or the vapid cunts who imagine themselves clever by adding to the over-flowing cesspool of inflammatory, distracting, rhetoric/editorial...
.....gets people votes here though, and makes the Videosift highway look like motorists daily throw their household garbage out the window as they drive.


written by choggie  | 1 week ago | CH
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The pop-up book of phobias
Man there as so many phobias...the author needs to do series of these...

Teutophobia-Fear of Germans!!

http://www.phobialist.com/


written by choggie  | 1 week ago | CH
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Olbermann: Sarah Palin's Oprah Interview
Fuck all....Jesus, just ignore the television and all this bullshit will congeal into one big puddle of worthless goop. WHY again, am I supposed to give a fuck about Sarah Palin?? Why is this entertainment, siftworthy, or the "Best of Video" on the internet???


written by choggie  | 1 week ago | CH
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Green Wing - How To Handle Complaints
Sue's my kinna gal..


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Japanese pollution makes Mermaids cry
It's about time those Loreli, half-breeds got theirs!! My dick STILL smells like squid after all these years!!


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What if Earth had rings like Saturn?
What the Earth would look like with rings like Saturn?? A Pock-marked, uninhabitable, ball a' dirt.


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